Dad's sweet interaction with his 4 daughters shows what a wholesome bond looks like
There are few relationships that are purer than that between fathers and their daughters. One father, James Breakwell, who has 4 daughters took to sharing his conversations with them on a daily basis and one can see through the way they talk what a wholesome and adorable relationship they share.
1)
5-year-old: Thank you for buying cheesecake.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) February 16, 2018
Me: It's just regular cake.
5: Thank you for going back to the store to buy cheesecake.
2)
Me: *doing yard work*
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) April 25, 2021
6-year-old: Could you use that shovel to bury a body?
Me: I guess.
6: Have you ever?
She's wearing a wire.
3)
5-year-old: Why are you so tall?
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) April 24, 2021
Me: I'm a good eater.
5: No, that's why you're fat.
4)
Me: What do you want to be when you grow up?
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) April 24, 2021
6: A grown-up.
Me: What else?
6: Don't make me be two things.
5)
6-year-old: The tooth fairy left me fifty cents!
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) April 22, 2021
Me: Awesome!
6: Everything looks different now that I have money.
6)
My 10-year-old cooked bacon on her own.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) April 21, 2021
She splattered exactly zero hot grease on herself.
She's officially more of an adult than me.
7)
Me: How was school?
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) April 20, 2021
6-year-old: A kid found a turtle on the playground.
Me: Cool. What else happened?
6: The day was a blur after that.
8)
5-year-old: I'm not little!
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) April 19, 2021
Me: Then what are you?
5: The perfect size.
9)
10-year-old: *makes perfect chocolate chip pancakes all by herself*
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) April 18, 2021
Me: Good job.
10: I don't even need you anymore.
What she meant to say was, "I love and appreciate you, Dad."
10)
8-year-old: Can girls be firefighters?
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) April 16, 2021
Me: Of course! Girls can do anything.
8: Can girls be fire starters?
Wait.
11)
8-year-old: *throws a cup in the trash*
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) April 14, 2021
Me: That's not disposable.
8: It is if I throw it away.
12)
My daughters are yelling the lyrics to "Girls Just Want to Have Fun."
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) April 12, 2021
At that volume, it's not a song.
It's a threat.
13)
10-year-old: I'll be eleven soon.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) April 10, 2021
Me: Are you looking forward to it?
10: Once you're in double digits, it's all the same.
14)
5-year-old: BOO!
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) April 6, 2021
Me:
5: Am I scary?
Me: You have no idea.