How can we 'make women great again'? This convention with all-male speakers tells you how for $2,000

"Generations of women have been lied to with 'you can have it all', a clever way of tricking them into de-prioritizing motherhood until ~90% of their eggs are dead by 30." If you're thinking these lines have been taken from an early 20th century pamphlet on "how your ideal wife is being brainwashed", think again.

That line is taken verbatim from The 22 Convention's website, which raves about the three-day event that's "for men, by men". The 22 Convention, which is going to be held on May 1, 2020, and will go on till May 3, 2020, is based on the tagline: Make Women Great Again.

They claim that it's “DESTINED TO BE THE MANSPLAINING EVENT OF THE CENTURY”. So, basically, a bunch of men are going to lecture women on how to be a woman. Of course, that makes total sense.

Whose brainchild is this, you're probably wondering. The event is being organized by 21 Studios, which is also hosting The 21 Convention, the 2nd Patriarch Edition that is "unapologetically pro-father, pro-man, pro-masculinity."

Both the events for men and women are being held separately, but over the same weekend and at the same venue, thanks to the legendary manosphere event architect and 1st President of The Manosphere, Anthony Dream Johnson as well as the team of 21 Studios. "No longer will you have to give in to toxic bullying feminist dogma and go against your ancient, biological nature as a woman," is what they promise.

And just when you think this can't get worse... it does.

The 22nd Convention claims they're giving women the chance to raise their feminity by 500% and it ONLY costs $1,999. Getting the early bird ticket would start at $999 and you can bring a friend free. Because why suffer alone when you can have company?

"For the past several hundred thousand years of human life on this planet, masculine men have preferred feminine women in all areas of life; from the kitchen to the bedroom, dating to relationships, marriage, family, and beyond," the convention's website says. "High quality masculine men want high quality feminine women to mother their children and set great examples for their daughters."

And what the speakers at the event intend to do is teach women what their previous generations "failed" to teach them.

The 22 Convention is also going to "enlighten" women on beauty and obesity, because "men admire healthy, fit women. They are after all sizing you up for reproduction, and your decisions will be passed on to your children through the choices you make via epigenetics."

After all, what are women apart from being baby-producing machines, whose life-agenda is limited to changing diapers and wiping runny noses, right? The exciting three days lined up will also share the treasured "secrets" of becoming "the ultimate 'wife material'".

The convention also offers women a chance to "learn the truth about submission, dominance, and functional, healthy relationships that respect your nature as a woman," according to their website. That's exciting because it isn't just an event; it's a factory producing prospective, dutiful wives for patriarchal men. And they managed to do it in just three days.

There is one very important prerequisite to be able to attend this convention, and that's "being a biologically born natural female". And from what we understand, you might also need the will to live the rest of your life as an accessory hanging on to your husband's arm for the rest of your life.