If one, some or all of these signs seem relatable and familiar to you, there's a chance you were a serial killer in your past life.
Have you ever wondered what you were in your past life? Do serial killers fascinate you? Do you like binging on murder documentaries rather than socializing and going out? If yes, then read these signs below and if you can relate to some or all of them, chances are, you were a serial killer in your past life!
If you find it hard to practice empathy, show emotions, cry during Bambi, chances are, you were a serial killer in your past life. Serial killers show lack of emotions or none at all. If it makes you super uncomfortable when somebody cries beside you, we've got news for you, friend.
Do you like movies, jokes or videos that have a dark sense of humor? Do you enjoy mocking someone in a situation when you should be just keeping it to yourself? If you laugh at things you should not and your friends (or people around you) tell you that you're going to hell for joking about something you really should not joke about, you have probably crawled your way back from hell.
Do you prefer a lonely Sunday in bed rather than a day well spent on the beach with your friends? Do you cancel plans often for no good reason? Do you avoid people as much as you can because you can't stand being around them? Uh oh. Major serial killer alert.
Dictators and serial killers have been diagnosed with a narcissistic personality, where they feel that they deserve special attention and are superior to everybody else. If you, too, have a sense of superiority, it can be a sign that you were a serial killer in your past.
If expressions are beyond you whether you're happy, or sad, you have the same facial expression, always and all your facebook profile pictures look almost identical, there's a chance you had the serial killer streak in you in the past life.
If you or someone around you, fantasize about murder and wanting to torture others, seeks pleasure in bloodshed and fights, tortures small animals, there's a chance that he/she might have been a serial killer in the past. (Or can be one even now. RUN)
If you're an alcoholic, stoner or smoker and can't seem to live without it, chances are you were a serial killer in the past. Studies show that more than 90% of serial killers were addicted to either alcohol or drugs.
Basically, if you suck at maintaining relationships, be it with a friend, your family or a love interest, you keep failing and it has become a pattern, either you lose interest or they do, then you're not entirely to blame! (Blame the past you.) Serial killers have struggled to maintain healthy and close relationships since forever.
Every serial killer, ever, has had an abnormal or "bizarre" way of thinking. They were either extremely intelligent or a total retard. If you have an unusual way of thinking or an abnormal IQ, maybe you were a serial killer in your past life.
If you're a charming liar or can easily manipulate people, you might have been a serial killer in the past. Serial killers used their excellent speaking skills as a bait and lured people into trusting them. If you have a way with words and can make up lies without really having to think, there's a chance you were a serial killer in the past.
If you can relate to 6 or more signs on this list, you were a serial killer in your past life! Share your result and creep your friends out!
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