Sure, society taught us that men are the stronger sex, but that doesn't make them the smartest. We're surprised that they survived for so long with their brains.
If you're a woman, you're probably very aware of how high and mighty some men are. They climb on their high horses and ride off into the sunset, pretending to be masters of the universe. It's so easy for a lot of men to nitpick at everything that annoys them, especially when it comes to the topic of women.
Let's face facts, people. Though it may seem like a lot of men are masters of their own lives, they wouldn't really survive without the help of the fairer sex. You know how they say that women age faster than men, it's because we're trying so hard to stop the men from killing themselves accidentally. Here's proof of why men can't survive without a little help from women.
It's like they don't even think twice before trying anything stupid. When you try and explain why it is a stupid idea that's bound to backfire, it just makes them a lot more vehement to do it.
Have you ever witnessed a man shopping for his groceries? Their baskets look like a heart attack waiting to happen. Nothing but fats and sugars.
They're always looking for the easiest and the fastest way to get things done. Doesn't really have to be the safest, as long as it covers the first two requirements.
I don't know what it is with men and fire but if there's one way a man is bound to destroy something, it's by setting it on fire.
Teach a man to fish, and you feed him for a lifetime. Attempt to teach a man a sense of style, and you'll end up losing your sanity.
Remember how we said they're masters of the universe? Men often prove this by picking fights with chairs or tables or even doors.
If you are trying to get men to eat healthily, there's going to be a huge chance of the guy throwing a massive temper tantrum because you're denying this overgrown child junk food.
What is it with men and taking their shirts off? I mean, we don't even ask for it but they feel the need to strip every chance they get. If there's beer involved, chances are that he's going to lose more than just his shirt.
If you want a quick way around anything, call a man. While it's great to experiment, it's also nice to have things that are not blown up randomly.
You can dare a man to do anything stupid, and he's very likely to accept because he has to prove that he indeed is the "master of the universe" to you.
Sure, men are super handy around the house, but they're not the most smartest. I mean, would you really balance a ladder on top of a table on top of a bench? You probably have a lot of faith in God.
Some men's language is only limited to grunting and snorting. Poor things haven't had the opportunity to allow their brains to evolve.
When it comes to social interactions, many men can't really tell the difference between too much information and unnecessary banter. Why is it that they have to have an opinion about everything?
Okay would you trust one kid to take care of another? Well, remember how men are overgrown toddlers with no chill? They're great with kids because they're able to relate to the little guy. But chances are that they're going to teach the kid to eat dirt because apparently, it is "a part of growing up."
It's like something switches in their heads and they're 7 again. Every time there's a fun toy around, men will play endlessly with it, till it breaks.
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